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Lancaster Women's Accessories New Oven Extra-Thick Alpaca Socks
Lancaster Women's Accessories New Oven Extra-Thick Alpaca Socks
Lancaster Women's Accessories New Oven Extra-Thick Alpaca Socks
Lancaster Women's Accessories New Oven Extra-Thick Alpaca Socks
Lancaster Women's Accessories New Oven Extra-Thick Alpaca Socks
Lancaster Women's Accessories New Oven Extra-Thick Alpaca Socks

    Quantum Leap Ultra-Thick Alpaca Socks

    $29.50
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      It wasn’t easy to hire away the team of elite physicists that designed the Hadron Super Collider, but after confirming the existence of the Higgs-Boson particle, they were ready to take on an even tougher problem: warm feet.  After hundreds of computer simulations and rapidly-scribbled elaborations of the Schrodinger Equation, they unveiled their solution: create extra-thick socks with long loops of delicious alpaca pile inside, then reinforce them at strategic places so that they hug the foot and never bunch up. Make them machine-washable and dryable, and so moisture-wicking and odor resistant that they’re still fresh after a five-day hiking trip or a slow rocket to Alpha Centauri. Result: new frontiers in physical comfort.  For those who must have the warmest. 48% Alpaca, 40% Acrylic, 10% Nylon, 2% Spandex

      Note, these are the same weight and construction as our famous Nirvana-Level Alaska Oven Socks.

      Features:

      • Our Thickest Warmest Sock weight
      • Odor Resistant and Moisture Wicking
      • Machine Washable and Dryable
      • Great for: Hiking, skiing, lounging, poor circulation
      • S/M fits women's size 6-10.5, Men's 8-9.5
      • L/XL fits Men's 9.5-12
      • Follows the laws of quantum physics, except when no one is looking