Nirvana-Level Alpaca Ultra Comfort Socks: The Alaska Oven

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Sizing Chart - Alaska Oven Sock

Alaska oven Socks Size Chart
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We have three levels of alpaca socks: Comfy, Truly Awesome, and ...  I'm sorry, where was I?  I put these socks on and my mind went blank.

Oh yes... These dreamy clouds of bliss embrace your feet and toes with an extra-thick layer of pure alpaca loops that hush the dissonance of our strident universe.  Cold will be a distant memory, unable to penetrate the thick insulation of these oven-like socks. Here in the AK we use them for winter hunting, commercial fishing, snowboarding, walking on frozen lakes and just lazing around the house on a chilly winter morning. If you have poor circulation, the Alaska Ovens will make you very very happy. They are odor-resistant, but when the universe tells you it's time, just throw them in the washing machine and let them air dry.  Because hand-washing might intrude on the perfection of the moment.  Prepare to journey to new realms of contentment.

48% Alpaca, 40% Acrylic, 8% Nylon, 4% Elastic. Machine wash cold, air dry.

PS: You might want to buy a pair for someone you love.  Paradise can get lonely.